Now, this is brilliant news, my friends: Beto O’Rourke, serious candidate for the Democrate Presidency nomination, was a member of the punk band Foss.

Wrong start.

We’re finally taking over the asylum, my friends! Our mate Beto O’Rourke, the lead guitarist for the punk band Foss, is running for Presidency. Great - of course, we’ll all vote for him (eat your heart out Zuckerberg). Even more so now we know he was one of the first eighties hackers, carrying the hackers handle (codename) psychedelic warlord, under which he wrote a rather anarchistic inspired treatise about a society without money.

In the picture he’s the guy on the left, by the way - the one with the dress. The EP, indeed, was called The El Paso Pussycats. Great guy. He simply steals our heart.

Now don’t start denying all this, Beto, mate, - or you’ll risk losing our support…

Ah, the world will be a much safer place when Beto’s firm hand is at the wheel- So, our voting advice: Beto O’Rourke for President!